Tones

“ Anonymous, Glenn Beck… we brought you some lulz. http://t.co/LIGLFEkn ”

“ photos from "webheads on ramona street," the 1995 rolling stone article w @jameshome @sonci @jennycool & others http://t.co/d7BT8USh ”

“ DRUNK GUY: "Are you single?" ME: "I'm polyamorous" GUY: "I don't want to hear your hippie bullshit! Answer my question!" ME: "I'm trying..." ”

“ At Bedrock City this afternoon, Primus came on the radio & my son started dancing. Even the blase hipster manning the register had to smile. ”

“ Someone @Noisebridge just crashed an RC helicopter into a 3d printer. ”

“ @disquiet So true. An MRI *is* a Survival Research Laboratory! ”

“ This is perhaps the greatest juxtaposition of things ever. Emily is my 18 year old cousin. http://t.co/xQstVubu ”